I Stumbled Across The Bizarre World of Grinch Porn

I was on Twitter one day and scrolled across this screenshot from the Reddit page r/relationship_advice. I couldn’t find the original post, but here is a link to where it was reposted on r/copypasta. If you have read through the post, I can only imagine you were just as surprised as I was.

I want to take a moment to actually break down this post: